Dennis Dale, Owner, Founder, CEO
The weblog, Untethered, established on 31 Aug. 05, states as its institutional goals: "The furtherance of the egotistical gratification of its founder by maximizing attention accrual through the manufacture and distribution of cultural analysis, satire, political commentary, and pseudo-intellectual posturing. Untethered's near-term goal is the acquisition of world attention market share, furthering long-term aims of eventual global domination yielding complete and total breeding primacy."
Management's Discussion and Analysis
Untethered's egocentric goals are presented in United States Standard Self Esteem Points (USSSEP) in accordance with generally accepted blogger accounting principles (BAP).
Results are for EY 2006. (cont.)
Results of Operations
1. Idea promulgation.
(a) Scarcity of original analysis. A severe shortage of original thought continues to plague the ideational development department. Expertise and knowledge remain scarce commodities. Wisdom and clarity acquisition costs remain prohibitive.(b) Quality Control. While shortages of crucial material required for the creation of original essays plagued manufacturing, Quality Control continued to struggle to deliver a competitive finished product, allowing unacceptable levels of irregular capitalization, redundant phrasing, excess verbiage, and substandard sentence construction. Difficulties resulting from a glut in the supply of semi-colons show no sign of easing. (cont.)
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Â¥ ANNUAL REPORT PURSUANT TO SECTION 132 OR 15(d)
OF THE BLOGGING EXCHANGE ACT OF 1998
For the egotistical year ended August 30, 2006
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